No, no . No apologies needed THING, if you have conjured up images in your head of me as a French bird that's OK, I,m not the type of lad to look a gift horse in the mouth.
If it helps this is a pic of me just about to head out for a pint and bridie in Forfar recently.
http://glo.com/beauty/the-sexiest-fr...n-4772.gallery