I recall once being 'asked' by some Air Wheel's bottom-wiper for prints of photos I'd taken (own camera, own film) from the FunBus - so that the Air Wheel could have them for his office wall.
Cibachrome prints from slides being rather expensive, I asked who would be paying....
The AW's b-w sniffily tried to tell me that they were Crown Copyright, so I should just send him the slides.....
"Oh dear, that's a shame. I seem to have lost them. So you'll have to take your own piccies, I guess....CLICK!"
Hmm, I thought, better tell my Flt Cdr in case poo came my way.
"Did you tell him to f*** off?", he asked.
"Not in quite those words"
"Well, I would have done. If he calls back, let me know and I will tell him!"