Give me £80k to better my chance of earning a higher wage but don't try to make me keep my word as to the length of time I stay in your employ.
Go to the bank & borrow the money, you will not walk out without signing a lot of paper work including second mortgage, & agreeing to hand over wife & children if in default
(I know some would think this was a bonus) & paying a lot more than £80k, thats if they bother to listen to start with.
What a strange thread.