I can't be arsed with the pomposity.
If that's what you honestly believe it to be like on the line then the application process has already been successful.
Gotta love those hoops.
Ignoring your own delicious slice of self-parody / irony, we only have to look to one of your esteemed colleague's earlier thoughts;
and ignore the pillocks at the cheaper end of the market
pompous |ˈpɒmpəs| adjective; affectedly grand, solemn, or self-important:
a pompous ass who pretends he knows everything.