It is with dread that I next fly sitting next to or near some loud mouthed idiot who has to tell the world and his wife...just got on....haven't taken off yet....it's a bit bumpy...food's good/bad....film (if appropriate) is rubbish.... fill in the blanks.
I was on a charter recently before the new rules came into force and despite the usual cabin announcement the idiot with a baseball cap on with the peak at the back is on his phone.. yeah it's been great.. yeah can't wait to go out tonight and get pi**ed...