Are we sure it is a newspaper and not the Welsh version of the Daily Mash?
Other headlines [sic] are:
'Calls made for animals to wear high visibility clothes in Pontyberem'
'Llanelli man admits being drunk in charge of a horse'
'Cheap Kitchen Units Sheffield'
And
'Bomb Disposal Teams Head for Carmarthen Bay' - a serious story illustrated by a photograph of children playing with a frisbee (presumably one of those frisbees filled with RDX).
So it may be that the report of Phantoms is an example of slow news, taking about 24 years to get to print...