Stacker, how can he guard anything with half a dead bear on his head, obscuring his vision and no live rounds up the spout? What next, no "zapping" visiting aircraft, wearing red hairpieces on April the first? {this done by a well known Air Force display team} Ah, but we in the in the "Empire" must remember that there are two sets of rules in the UK, one for the elite, and one for the "Great Unwashed", cant wait for the day we dump the whole royalty crap! {Ex RCAF Aircrew by the way.}