Why do the 380 captains always seem to be short little fat fellas? Paging Dr. Freud.
Also, I heard they smell bad. True rumour.
Favourite is the FO showing his wife and kids the sims at the college. A380 sim is in use but the bridge is down on the B777 ("John Deere", for those following at home), to allow them a peek inside. So he says to his wife, (in harsh Strine accent, natch) "Of course, the one I fly is much bigger".
The sim.
HAHAHAH! No wonder eyes roll every time you hear "super" on the radio.
Pity the paycheque is the same size...then there might be something to brag about.