A bit late, but reminds me of when Wg Cdr Cadets at the Towers asked for 48 volunteers from the senior and penultimate entries (88 & 89) - after three nugatory attempts, he gives in and says he wants 48 volunteers to be escorts at the Miss World Celebration Ball. A Scottish accent, supposed to be sotto voce but wasn't, and recognisable as Ian R..... responds "You must think we are all ........stupid" However that is what it was and we all, well 48, went to the Bal.. 49 Miss World contestants (none of us scruff hosted the winner, Lesley Langley), but IMHO best looking woman in the room was Julia Morley, wife of Eric, who hosted the whole event, although I believe she held the rights to the show.