It's been a quiet season, only heard of one marriage on the rocks - wifey came back to find hubby with one of the CC - enjoyng a younger, faster, trimmer model with more options, same old story. Reported on by the nosy old hags living on his street who banned their hen-pecked hubbies from drinking with him.
Cat's away, mice play. Moral of the story - if you can't stand the heat, don't expect hubby not to play up while you're away.