Ok a full and enjoyable entry for this one, difficult to chose, but
Third place goes to
Foxy
"OK chaps, the Target for Tonight will probably have a greater effect on Air Force effectiveness than anything in the war so far.....Main Building!"
And Vitesse with
The Man from the Ministry was firm. Lightbulb changing would proceed in accordance with KR.
Second place
Tash with
You think this is dull?
Just wait until some tw@t invents flipcharts!
But a clear winner is Foxy with
"Right Chaps, I know we've been on Ops for 3 months straight, but it's getting a bit whiffy in here. Can I remind you that KR2242 clearly states that you must change your underwear every 7 days"
"Does it say who with, Sir?"