At the end of DENY FLIGHT party in Colt Mess, I remember hearing from the PMC that the Mess piano was not a burner as they had bought a nasty £50 effort left outside for this purpose. Guess what? The "not-a-burner" burned quite well!
What was even funnier was that the burners of the "not a burner" were on Form 95s as the Mess was full and therefore only those that stayed in the Mess had a "piano supplement" added to their Mess bills! That'll learn those for not booking accomodation until the very last minute (basics, ladies and gents!).
Good party though, from the Jag mates (which was another reason not to stay in the Mess as the locks on the doors are somewhat flimsy for ease of access
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LJ