I have subversively acquired a copy of the company's 11th hour offer.
Here it is, in its raw format:
Where P is the diameter of the pineapple, T is the quantity of lubricant in litres and C is the quantitative amount of respect the company has for its pilots (asymptotic to 0).
The HKAOA is currently consulting with the MIT and has rented a NASA weather-modelling supercomputer to decipher the offer and weigh its benefits.
The boffins should have it figured out just after the Christmas and CNY holiday peaks, but that's okay because it's back dated to January 1st 2015.
If you worry the membership might turn it down, be assured that a SDGFBA (Super Duper Good Faith Bargaining Agreement) is being drafted which will tie the company to the negotiating table for a contractual 2 years, and will ensure we convey our seriousness and determination in these matters and hopefully wipe off the gigantic grins they mysteriously seem to be wearing during negotiations.
