Ah . . . the joys of the lumpy box:
Salmonella on a stick
Lark's vomit sandwiches
World's skinniest chocolate eclairs
Armadillos (unidentified meat sealed with grease en croute)
Weekend Pork Pies (my favourite)
et al
Forgot, the box lid for recording rollers, fullstops and overshoots (forerunner of the Go Around)