"Got your pics, snapper? Right ho, Driver Windsor, you can stand easy now. We'll get a colonial to do it if it happens for real!"
True story: I met a French-Canadian at a Remembrance Day do two years ago. He said he had come across Driver Windsor struggling with a flat tyre during the war, and changed it for her. She addressed him throughout in French, and insisted on standing whilst he did the work as he was of superior rank (Corporal).