Just an idea ...
Earlier in our thread there was an amusing tale of a load delivered by Albert out to a Pacific island consisting of a few bags of "Blue Circle Cement" along with one of Armitage Shanks finest "porcelain" products (of the seated variety) along with an assortment of related sanitary fittings ... just in case HRHPC needed a "comfort break" during a Royal Visit (that's what I call effective contingency planning).
Now ... I'm sure there are some other equally amusing tales of weired and wonderful loads delivered by Albert over his 60 years of service ... so who would like to kick-off this little humorous diversion
Let's leave Self Loading Freight off the Weired & Wonderful list for the moment
