If any of them are intelligent enough to read this. I am on your case and I'm already in contact with a national newspaper that's very happy to run the story and the pictures .
I know they've got strange tastes, but I can't imagine too many submariners who'd be browsing an aviation forum rather than be out on the lash.
BTW, I'd be sure to ask the paper to proof-read your submission before they commit to print, old chap.