GBZ with any luck the Chair might bite them on the bum, subject to an elfin safety magical risk assessment of course.
It was refreshing to note the civilised tone of Alfred's link, whether the reader agrees or disagrees, when discussing a serious topic after the misspelt and paranoid redneckery of many posters on the earlier links. I say this even though I loath the facile assumptions of political correctness or, as such things were called when I was a sprog, priggishness. (At least in these threads there were no references to lizards in high places or to abduction by extra-terrestials, for which I suppose we should be thankful.)