I laughed out loud and I'll still be chuckling at that when my pension hits my bank account next week!
Should be in today, what with the bank holiday on Monday 25th.
Wouldn't mind being able to access it in the future though (are ex RAF & RN not worthy?), once my pension increases on reaching 55. They screwed up the first (lump sum) payment to the tune of several £,000, so I don't
entirely trust them when it comes to adjustments.