Before you send the pigeon:
How tall are you?
Can you fit in a maid's room?
How much do you value your dignity?
Can you survive on a diet of noodle soup and airline catering?
Is McDonalds really not hiring where you live?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you prefer your employer to hate and despise you?
Do you have any solid experience in bedmaking in confined spaces?
Are you adept at balancing your basic survival needs, the necessity for some days off and the respect from your colleagues, assuming all are mutually exclusive?
