Yea I'll teach it. You can pay me 750 quid for a full 4 hr day and I'll even provide the aeroplane on the ground that you can get in and out of as many times as you like during those 4 hrs. The course will cover unclipping the seatbelt and opening the door. Sorry I can't cover the underwater escape training in this session.
As an added extra for only 500 quid for a two hour session I'll even include practical car escape too, in YOUR VERY OWN CAR !!! In this session you will have the opportunity to escape from YOUR car with and without blindfold on, and you will have practical use of seatbelts (clipping as well as unclipping).
Sound good?
