There are so many problems here I don't know where to start.
- Reading the Daily Mail
- Reading the Daily Mail Online (worse)
- Reading the comments section of any news website (except Slashdot)
- Reading the comments section of the Daily Mail Online (heinous)
- Doing the above using IE8 on XP (unforgivable)
I believe that the following possibilities exist:
1. you are a troll
2. you are doing some research into mediocre clickbait sensationalist media, with a low IT budget
3. you are a peculiarly enthusiastic sado-masochist
4. you can't read and just like the pictures
5. you are doing it ironically