The stupidly of some of these people is hard to believe.
One day I had just finished an air display at an air show, I taxied in and parked in the place reserved for me.
As I was walking across the ramp one of the security guys runs up to me and demanded I return to my airplane because I was not wearing a green safety vest.
I asked him who was more visible, me in my bright orange flight suit that Breitling made me wear or him in his little green vest.
He insisted I could not go the mens room in the terminal without a green safety vest.....
.....I just walked past him and went in the building, when I came out to go back to my airplane the airport manager was there to stop me from returning to my airplane..
Idiots, just plain idiots