Your Ebola form is rejected by the "Doctor" because you don't Have a seat number. Mind you that you're the Captain, for the national airline and at your home base. Ebola is a huge concern but you are increasing frequencies to west Africa. No minister or official is anywhere to be seen since the outbreak. 3 aircraft are holding for a departure because, "he said he ready before you try to land". Airport security dismantled your Cross pen for "security". You get caught smoking and the police take a cigarette from you AND your wings as a souvenir. The president has a 777 but the VOR and ILS don't work. There have been 2 collisions in a week between ground vehicles but the big problem is your lack of reflector vests. Ramp agents then direct pax on front of taxiing aircraft across the ramp. Pax don't have reflector vests....