And what will Flare/Fan call himself / herself when the next appearance is made? Pear Flan? Prune Jammit?
The Modulators should provide a prize for the first spotting, or run a competition for the best new name.
A limit of four words, so names like "Got-My-Head-So-Far-Up-My-@ss-That_Getting-A-Chewing-Out-Has-A-Whole-New-Meaning" would not be eligible.