Rather than engage in a urinating contest about who has the more arrogant writing style, I will graciously concede defeat by referring Pirate Pete back to some of his own posts, particularly those he made on 25th December last year and around 15th May 2012.
Now let's not sabotage Centaurus' worthy thread with further argument about writing or attributes/personality defects (or two versus too versus to) but rather, return to tales of the Pacific. Whether tall, true or anecdotal, there are plenty to be told. Change names if necessary to avoid lawsuits or troubles with the moderators.