I like the scenario one of my friends was given...
You arrrive at a hotel after a long haul flight. The Capt. says"I'll meet you in an hour for dinner etc...I'll come down to your room".
1 hour later, there is a knock on the door...and the Capt. is standing there wearing a dress...what do you do?
(the answer of course is not a lot...cos the Captain is a woman - they are looking to see if you recognised equal opps.).
Anyone for any more?