but, really, Yorkshiremen - generous? You lot are Danes with knobs on.
Well you know what the definition of a Yorkshireman is surely?
A Scotsman with all the generosity knocked out of him.
I proudly drink tea out of a pint pot mug with the motto 'See all, hear all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. And if tha ever does owt for nowt, do it for thi sen' emblazened across it.
That's why we are the greatest people on God's fair earth. Any wish to denigrate Yorkshire is merely the politics of envy; and we look upon such attempted barbs with the patience of a father with a wayward son. We know it must be awful being second best so try our patience as you will, we will still love you.