Judgement Day
I had to leave it till Friday as Buster said he wouldn't be here, for reasons which will become obvious
A special mention to
Dazdaz1
Drink drink more of the vodka, I've not had a woman for three years. Let me guide your paw to Mr Stiffy.
You are a sick man!
Third
"Ok the plan is you wander over dead nonchalant like, and then you huff and you puff and you blow the RSM's tent down"
Second
"No I must admit, you are the first WRAC I have seen naked"
Winner
And one day you will have a strapping Welsh Guardsman's head up your butt.
Will the real
Nutloose please stand up! On top form this week.
The bear is the original Winnie, named by Major Harry Colebourn (as Hempy knew) after his hometown of Winnipeg, base for the Fort Garry Horse. He was left at London Zoo when Major Colebourn went off to the Western Front; donated after the war on his return as he had become so popular, and was the bear on which Winnie the Pooh was based by AA Milne.