the only time I have been beaten over the head with a rolled up newspaper was an experience flight in a Blanic glider.
I was flying in turbulent air. first ever flight in a glider.
whack
vuk me is you arse asleep, how could you fly zru a thermal like zat and not vuking turn.
whack
vuk me dead you vukwit, why can't you feel ze zermals.
whack
oh vuk me you didn't even feel sat wun. you dead head, you arse asleep.
whack
oh vuk give me ze controls ziss is too much to bear. look ziss is the vay ve fly zee glider.
I was actually trying to track back over the airfield we took off from....
Steve Gronan is dead now but I'll never forget his air experience flight.
thank heavens I fly powered these days.
