In a bar, somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere, a Navy pilot and a Marine pilot are having a beer and enjoying some friendly banter.
An Army pilot walks in and the Navy & Marine pilots start to take the p1ss out of the poor Pongo.
A Crab pilot walks in and has the sh1t kicked out of him by the other three!
So, which one would you like to be?
P.S. I hate to correct a fellow dark-blue, but AA, Dartmouth is on the River Dart, not by the sea; the clue is in the name!