And the winner pulling a head is
Wenslydale with
We will give you a run out for the first 45 minutes and then pull you off at half time".
"Thank you Glorious leader - at my last club they only gave us a piece of orange".
Runners up are
Wander with
So you are a Mason too
Hempy with
Pyongyang FC's latest recruit Luis Suarez pictured shortly before taking his final bite
and finally Coff with
Are those Ballroom Trousers you are wearing Glorious Leader
over to you Wenslydale