"Look on the bright side", said Goebbels. Your Storm Troopers are all sports fanatics and the two week blanket leave ban over the airshow would upset them - look at what it has meant to all those RAF chaps who have not been able to attend the many sports events for the last 20 years that always fall on the first weekend of July".
Hitler thought about it .... Tour de France; World Cup; British Grand Prix; (but did not consider Wimbledon as sport because tennis is for jessies).
"Very Well Goebbels - we will combine all the sports events together into one big Teutonic event. We will dress all our stormtroopers in black shirts with red facings just like our victorious football team in Brasil. We will race all our cars and motorcycles, into France and tour round the country at speed. We will use our Panzers to escort the Schnitzel vans to their posts. We will start in May".
I will personally watch the end of the race down the Champs Elysees once we reach Paris. We can park the schnitzel vans at the finish.
