I had them tell me (through body scanning) that my wings were a sharp object and constituted a threat to aviation. They would be confiscated before I'd be allowed through.
After a tense period and speaking to the supervisor while dialling crewing saying I would have to offload myself from the flight due to non compliance with company uniform policy they let me through.
Idiots.
Yet someone drives onto the Tarmac costing millions in diversions through a pissy cyclone fence and bypasses the entire security theatrics.