I guess this means you think i should change my preprepared line, in case i ever encounter trouble. (touch wood none of us will)
Ladies and Gentlemen, just for your information the weather at our destinstion today is an ideal 25degrees with a warm southerly breeze unfortunately it doesn't look like we're going to get there as we are experiencing technical difficulty and i've just realised i'm not much of a pilot, be afraid... be very afraid.
you should have ended your post with, thank you for any useful contributions
