My dear Winnerhofer,
Wengen is lovely at this time of the year. The gentian that grows on the southern slopes of the pastures as one looks towards the Jungfrau are especially beneficial for the relieving of internal blockages of the brain or a faecal impacted bowel.
The stamens should be slowly chewed raw for at least twenty four cycles of the jaw before being swallowed and nothing whatsoever drunk for seventy sixteen and one half hours after the treatment has commenced.
Once the hallucinations usually associated with this treatment begin it is not uncommon for residents of Wengen to see mischief making trolls cavorting among the mountains whistling mellifluously through alpine horns.