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ANY suggestion of food tampering is both outrageous and downright disgusting.
I think we would all agree on that point, so WHY is Neil Perry getting $1.3m++ a year for doing what you allude disgruntled crew might do for free?
WHAT? Neil Perry is an SO on the 380? Oh, wait...
Sincerely, I doubt any food is being tampered with. Like terrorism, the terror or food tampering is in the fear of the event, which is virally widespread far more so than the actual act of terror (or food tampering) itself.
And nowhere would the fear be more terrifying than in the tiny little mind of a tiny little leprechaun sitting in the pointy end of a white aircraft with a red tail who knows everyone wearing a uniform working around him loathes him.
Perhaps he should fly aboard his favorite child (subsidiary) instead. Surely the troops aboard the orange-bellied parrot must feel far more benign towards their esteemed leader to whom they all owe their jobs and excellent terms and conditions?