Weaps 1 "Right, that's the last. Now we've got to paint the obligatory slogan on it for the Press"
Weaps 2 "How about "Smile, It's Sunni !" ?"
Weaps 1 "Nope. Might not be them, so "It's looking Shi-ite for you" is out too."
Weaps 2 " "Hi There!" ?"
Weaps 1 "Too cliche-ed"
Weaps 2 "Wish they'd make their bloody minds up whose side we're on"
Weaps 3 "Let's just go for "Die, you raghead git". That should cover it"
All " Raghead it is !"