Minister "God, this stance hurts after a bit"
Pilot "It's called a stress position Sir. All part of Resistance to Interrogation training"
Minister "How much longer to we have to wait? CWD said he'd only be gone for 10 minutes"
Pilot "Oh, they always say that. It's part of the psychological conditioning. They're bastards I tell you, BASTARDS. He could be gone for days. Then he'll award the prize to a mate of his who didn't even enter. Or tell us we have to do it all over again. They'll strip us and attach electrodes to our goolies. Truncheons on the feet............................BASTARDS!!(to be continued)"