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I am still suspended on full pay. They are seemingly still investigating things. Now in 10th month.
I don't know all the gory details (and probably don't want to) but maybe you got a reputation as the metaphorical hanging judge and someone wants you out of the way for an impending trial.
....you have bought a fishing rod haven't you?
The best advice under these circumstances until the so called investigation conludes and finds nothing.