Transcript of the Oz Senate Session with plenty of bon mots is here:
ParlInfo - Foreign Affairs, Defence and Trade Legislation Committee : 02/06/2014 : Estimates : DEFENCE PORTFOLIO
There are a lot of words in play. IF using Internet Explorer then open the EDIT window - Find on this page (Ctrl F) "F-35B" without the quotes and the start of the argybargy about F-35Bs on LHDs starts.
0.5Mb PDF 8 pages of the relevant 'Oz F-35Bs on Oz LHDs' transcript here:
http://www.f-16.net/forum/download/file.php?id=18996 OO00oops did not realise the link was broken....