Ok..
Scores on the doors time as it seems to have ran its course...
1st place with a right pain in the butt comment..
Buster
"Corn? I don't remember eating corn!"
Joint 2nd place
Coff with
'Corn on the Cob', see, I told you I don't have a bruddy accent!
Buster again with
"...I'm not so ronery...an-y-mooooooooore..."
Joint 3rd place
Danny with
(Chap at back with puzzled frown thinks): "
What's the matter with the timer ? Damn' thing should've gone off by now !"
and Pohm1 with
"I am the supreme commander, these are my kernels."
Gawd i'll never hear the last of it....... Buster winning