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Due to the discovery at the back of the storeroom of several cases of 40 year old cans of self heating soup the starter has now been changed. Please note that if requested liferaft sponges will be supplied for mopping out soup plates.
The original starter of edible candles will now be the sweet and will come with a portion of survival choccy block (Please use the lighted candle to melt the choccy to make a sauce.)
Life/ex canned water will be used for the Loyal Toast.
Tubes of very mature State Express 555 ciggies will be available for smokers.
Water purifying tablets, anti-seasickness and anti- malaria tablets available on request
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Please- Please forgive me Daddie Jaffa I just couldn't resist.