Dropp
Sounds like KB to me but not sure how long you have been around.
Reminds me of someone I knew years ago who complained about being called in the middle of the night for medical assistance. He had a PhD in Statistics but insisted on having himself in the phone book as Dr.... 99 change hands was my response.
Take my hat off to Silberfuchs, he always has a clever turn of phrase and a good workaround to any problem...must be on the bus!
Perhaps the best option is to take all rank out of the staff database and see what rostering makes of it.
While they're at it we can get rid of uniforms too. My epaulets stay in my top pocket most of the time anyway as they just get in the way and are a pain to put on.
As we are being treated like sheep perhaps more ovine terminology would suffice.
Captain = 8 tooth
SFO = 6 tooth
FO = 4 tooth
SO = 2 tooth
Departments also could be renamed:
Director People = Fleecing Dept
Staff Travel = Crutching Dept
Flight Ops = Mulesing Dept
But don't let an ageing wether pull the wool over your eyes.
Aye