Fly - absolutely terrible to see G-KATZ on his side like that. I just read about it in the local rag (which I'll save for you) and discovered what had happened.
When he comes back from the doctor's can you also get them to re-stencil the port and starboard markings correctly on the covers to save me the confusion?
Sorry to hear about this and the Cloud Base aircraft as well. Bagsy take the offenders for some Spinning when they are caught!