I guess they need to amend part A to:
"Bloggs, you must listen!"
"I need to speak to Bloggs urgently!"
Sort of reminds me of my junior school days when we had a new principal take charge of our school - one of the first things he did was abandon athletics and replace it with team games that had us running around in circles tossing balls to each other in a non-competitive manner, so there would be no winners and no losers. The experiment was a dismal failure.
Our society is doomed...