Mr Service, my main beef is the total lack of comms regarding the fact that the goalposts had moved, and there were actually no choices/preferences to be had.
Unless of course it was common knowledge and everyone involved (including the left seater's wife who showed us all around, bless her!) was complicit in the deception.
It would have saved an awful lot of googling the different areas, and the efforts of a certain A380 "Kaleun" and his good lady.
But never mind, everything is still to play for, and besides, I will have more than enough to get my teeth into when I get my feet under the table in a week or two.
I have never had an ulcer, just a flat forehead
But I will be bringing a bike, so can go and burn off the excess adrenaline when its not too hot.........
Now where have they put the cooler?