"Minister, minister - I've got some great news!"
"What is it, boy?"
"You know these P-8 things the RAF keeps talking about, well I can get them for a great price!"
"Pray tell me how?"
"Well, there was this plumber who was fixing the Ministry leaks the other day and he told me he could get me some for a few quid and a permanent immigration visa - what's even better is that he can get a 4-engined version!"
"Really.....??"
"Yes - bit hard to understand his accent, but here's a photo. Sorry it's only in black and white though:
"Good show - tell him we'll take 5!"