Protesting too much?
Do you drive a french car?
Have you ever owned a SodaStream?
Does your house have wheels?
All are as socially acceptable as bloody tofu!!
Once I have finished policing the Metropolis and I am on my days off I will be firing up the Orb of Muchness and experimenting with a leg of lamb and herbs from my garden. Until then it will be sandwiches (cutlery optional
).