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Old 5th May 2014, 19:29
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Originally Posted by pigboat View Post
So far there has been no shower of locusts or rains of blood. We're expecting that to happen when con pilot votes for Hillary Clinton in 2016.
Slightly off threadů apologies.

We are in the mids of a provincially called election. Pollsters are calling every hour. One called me and asked me who I would vote for?
"Conservative", says I.
"If you didn't vote Conservative, which of the following would you vote for...?"
"I would rather stick a needle in my eye than vote Liberal or NDP" says I.
Cue deadly silence.

It was funny.